Thought i would post this thread for abit of amusement,if you have any additional quotes post them and we can see how many everyone can think off and see what ones are funny or very true to your own way of life...

[QUOTES]

1]There is no prison ,like a quilty conscience.

2]Theres no fool like an old fool.

3]There is no water without waves.

4]There is only one pretty child in the world,and every mother has it.

5]Though you may see anothers back,you can never see your own.

6]Throw enough dirt,and it stick.

7]Time and Tide wait for no man.

8]There is nothing certain in life,except taxes and death.(my personal favorite)