Hahaha, brill Marthie.
My thoughts...
Alex Ferguson: Likes to play the Godfather at Man Utd, but stick him in the real world and he gets beaten up by randomers at train stations. Possibly one of my least favourite people. Ever.
Avram Grant: Does a decent job for someone who looks suspiciously dead. Has done well to take over the role of Mourinho at Chelsea and keep the players performing. Canny.
Arsene Wenger: This man has a plan. I have no idea what it is, but he is a giant brain so I reckon it's going to work sooner or later. The man knows what he is doing, and he has the world's coolest accent.
Rafa Benitez: Confused, severely misled or suffers from chronic insanity. Maybe a combination of the above. Rotation doesn't work marra. Hate the club, but don't really hate him.
David Moyes: Knows how to manage his money well, and has done a great job at Everton considering this. Has an amazing way of bidding pennies for expensive players and getting them anyway. Got to be something illegal going on there.
Harry Redknapp: Harry's your mate. You could meet him in the pub and I bet he'd buy you a pint. Seems a genuinely canny man. Just try not to imagine him wearing a leopard skin thong.
Martin O'Neill: Best thing about Martin O'Neill is hearing him say his own name.
Sven-Göran Eriksson: Did really well beginning of the season but his tactics soon become predictable. Nee worries though, they played Man Utd twice before SAF sussed them. Happy days.
Mark Hughes: Man Utd can have him after Fergie instead of Keane. Does a good job at Blackburn, turned them into a solid midtable team. Think he is not given enough credit for it.
Alan Curbishley: Got Charlton relegated then ran to West Ham. Genius. Not keen. Fickle.
Juande Ramos: Amazing the way he manages to have so much talent up front in his squad and yet they have trouble scoring. Don't know much about him so don't like or dislike. True test will be next season when "taking time to settle in" will no longer be an excuse.
Kevin Keegan: Comical genius. Shame he does not know it though, and shame he looks like he is turning things around. Hate the team, but King Kev's post-match speech is always good for a laugh.
Gareth Southgate: Done a great job with what he's got but still can't help but think he's just doing random stuff and it just so happens to be working.
Roy Keane: MINT.
Steve Bruce: Steve, your bitter is showing. Wishes he had been born a Mackem. Clearly. Sunderland 2-0 Wigan. There's always next time mate.
Steve Coppell: All of his written quotes have swearing in them, but you never seem to hear him saying it... jackass.
Alex McLeish: It's never easy taking the place of a bitter Geordie, but must be given credit for signing Zárate on loan.
Gary Megson: Feel bad for him, he doesn't have much luck staying anywhere. Can't see him hanging out with Bolton too long either.
Roy Hodgson: The man must hold some kind of record for number of teams managed.
Paul Jewell: Disguisting. How can you cheat on your wife? With Robbie Savage?