this storys got everything
the beautiful game a beautiful city and an idiot
the idiot being my brother
my brother i must say can play decent footy
he has trophies not that many but about 6-7
so he decided when he was 18 it was time to get signed
he knew making it to united was impossible
so he decided our secondary club were worth a go
so he went to glasgow and decided to be a bum on the streets
just playing football near murray park hoping to get signed
all day he wore a rangers kit
did keep ups took shots and dribbled around hoping mcleish would see him
never got signed and finally came to his senses came home

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