I've been telling anyone who would listen for since the start of the season that Derby are a shambles, a side who make the Jamaican bobsled Winter Olympic team of '88 look professional. But still the layers don't listen. Spurs are 4/7 to win at Pride Park and if they don't oblige, I swear I'll compile next week's column in Chinese. Beg, steal, borrow or cadge the money but whatever you do put it on the Londoners.