Police investigating corruption within professional football have raided Birmingham City FC.

Is the third party just a cover up?

They've already searched the trophy cabinet and found nothing - apart from a very rusty old tin of polish and an industrial sized partly used Vic's Inhaler left over from the days of 'Our Trev'!!

I've heard they're now searching for Professionalism - Class - Quality and even a bit of Dignity - although police have already been quoted to say the likelihood of finding anything is bleak

Oh dear me Karen Bradey - what have you been up too?

I also heard they were investigating a party they had on Monday night at St Andrews - according to reports there was trouble - but the Birmingham fans managed to disguise themselfs as empty seats - must of been fancy dress